Inappropriate Status Updates Part 1

We all have thoughts we don't want shared to anyone but ourselves.  What happens when those thoughts make it off the pages of a diary, and onto the screens of of family, friends, and even strangers?  Protagonist King, must deal with just that when he learns that upon clicking the "I agree" button, he inadvertently has given access to his digital diary.  Now he must navigate the frustrations of his girlfriend, Alice, as the two pack to move cross country for her job.